Hey there! I’m Vincent Tandiono. 👋
Isn’t it funny how most About Us page are written in the 3rd person…
Even though they’re most likely written by the person themselves.
Vincent Tandiono is an email marketing strategist and Klaviyo specialist.
He helps ecommerce businesses uncover hidden profits and grow their business …
Wait… why not let’s have some fun instead.
Let’s play a game called Two Truths and a Lie.
Ok. I’ll go first…
Since you’re not the one writing this.
First one:
A) I spend my free time chasing around a piece of plastic ????
B) I’ve completed a marathon ????♂️
C) I’m a mechanical engineer ????
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✅ A) Yup! Although I’m not that good, I enjoy playing ultimate frisbee.
❌ B) The furthest I’ve ran is half marathon. Running for the sake of running is boring for me. I much prefer to play team sports.
✅ C) Yup! I graduated with a mechanical engineering degree. It’s helped me analytical skills. Analyzing data and optimizing is my jam.
Next:
A) I went to university when I was 16 years old ????
B) I turned $5 into $10,000 playing online poker ♠️
C) I’m an international chess master ♟️
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✅ A) Yup! Some people skip classes. I skipped 2 years of school and graduated 2 years early. Not a good idea LOL.
✅ B) Yup! And the initial $5 wasn’t even mine. I learned a ton about my emotions and how to take calculated risks.
❌ C) I enjoyed playing chess since young but I didn’t put in the time to excel in it. I still follow some of the latest events happening in the chess world.
Last one:
A) I love complex funnels and automation ????
B) I can help you sell more products to more people, more often ????
C) We should have a chat ????
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❌ A) “Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” I turn complex ideas and turn them into simple strategies to execute.
✅ B) Yup! And I do it in a way that doesn’t require any additional work or stress on your part.
✅ C) Yup! Only if you want to. We can talk about important things like sales, marketing and Star Wars. Drop me a message here.